There are a few gems in the Uncyclopedia Doctor...
The Dialect Invasion of Eartha Kitt: The Dialect's plot a fiendish plan to take over the world through the medium of popular music.
The Chaise: Ian and Barbara spend 6 episodes chilling on a sofa in 18th Century France.
The Thyme Meddler: The Meddling Monk perverts the course of history by releasing microwave ready meals in the 11th Century abundant with his favourite herb.
The Mac Terror: The Doctor encounters a colony of obsessive anoraks.
The Abominable Showman: A Buddhist monk forces the Doctor and his friends to endure 6 episodes of his poor stand-up routine.
Snack of the Cyberman: The Cybermen invade the refrigerated tombs of the Cryons in order to steal their ice cream.
Vangelis on Varos: Every time the Governor of Varos is defeated in a plebicite, he is subjected to a torrent of Greek electronic music
Dismemberance of the Dialects: Can the Doctor defeat a new race of handicapped Dialects, or will they succeed in their plan to ban stairs, and finally become the supreme beings?
I am apparently incapable of writing about Jon Pertwee or the Third Doctor in less than flattering terms…
You're Standing on My Scarf: hufflepuffpropaganda:... →
daystarsearcher: hufflepuffpropaganda: iampizzalocked: What if the Doctor was actually a patient in a psychiatric ward. His real name is actually John Smith. He’s called the Doctor because he’s constantly hearing things about doctors. The whole ‘last of the time lords, i’m so alone’ = his family was… This is a thing I approve greatly of. This is sad. I do believe there is a theory...
Mission: Exterminate: You have got to be kidding... →
felicityredbarrow: xmissionexterminatex: I hate how I just looked up Doctor Who on Tumblr and all I’m getting is Nine, Ten, and Eleven. DID WE ALL JUST FORGET ABOUT THE OTHER EIGHT?!?! SERIOUSLY! No, Fuck That. This is my vow, from this day onwards I shall post any and all pictures I find of all Doctors. If I find them? You’ll get… I’m posting Three as fast as I can! Hi! I post what I...
[[MORE]] I don’t know what in the name of Rassilon I’m doing. Yesterday-ish I stayed awake for 31 hours straight, which I normally don’t manage at all, on nothing more than tea, because my brain when supplied with enough possibly happy things is positively demented although happily without sleep (murders my short-term memory though), and the last two relatively normal waking...
sweetandtenderwhovian asked: Thank you for your huge list of submissions to the Whovian blog. All the classic ones made me regret not having found time to watch classic who yet. But I just wanted to say thanks, anyway. :D
Not only don’t I know who I am, but I’m very suspicious of people who do know...– Tom Baker (via memphisfoto)
brigwife: doctorwhoproblems: I don’t think this was what Rose had in mind when she realized she was ending up with a Doctor clone… Happy Valentine’s Day! OMG Rose don’t be so picky. You don’t like Pertwee eyebrows!? And jelly baby! And come on, a cricket uniform and a decorative vegetable? And… well, just… asdfsdf SIX! Now I admit that is not my favorite...
new head-canon: River Song is Ms. Frizzle.
abaftdrasnian: I have totally thought the same thing. And spent way too much time trying to figure out which of her students could be most like which doctors. Truth. …I think I read a fic where Romanadvoratrelundar regenerated into Ms. Frizzle. Which isn’t quite the same thing, but… There was “Perpetually Relevant Calico” . If you didn’t know about it:...
I would love a hug from Patrick Troughton.
abaftdrasnian: Seriously, everytime I see a gif or picture of him hugging his companions, I feel so happy inside. He’s just. Huggable. Zoe, Victoria… And of course, the various Jamie clings.
we-blaze-away asked: The Brigadier or the Doctor?
whatthefoucault asked: Yeti/Alpha Centauri or Sea Devil/Brig